I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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