I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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