I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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