did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
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New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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