shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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