with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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