After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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