Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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