So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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