I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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