so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Naked. naked and bneed help.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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