We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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