That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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