Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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