i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
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Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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