Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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