Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
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I lost the right to judge tonight
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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