Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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