i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
It's rum buckets o'clock
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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