If i come over, it means nothing
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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