Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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