You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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