So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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