Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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