Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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