Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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