Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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