He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
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somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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