so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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