Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
the raccoons are back...
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