No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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