It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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