even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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