Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I smell stomach acid.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I party with great urgency now.
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