Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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