we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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