so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
