when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
We don't watch enough power rangers
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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