if you like me you must not know who I am
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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