my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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