found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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