Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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