i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
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I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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