we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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