He kissed a someone with a penis
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
The uberlube is also flammable
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
