Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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