you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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