I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
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Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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