There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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