is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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