Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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