I CAN MOONWALK!
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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