i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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