just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
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Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his