just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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