Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(678): View more from Georgia

There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.

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(661): View more from California

He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos

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(970): View more from Colorado

Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name

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(406): View more from Montana

I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage

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(613): View more from Ontario

Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret

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(517): View more from Michigan

She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.

(1-517): View more from Michigan

You must be good in bed dude

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(703): View more from Virginia

Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this

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